Monday, July 16, 2012
Next Food Network Star 8.10
In this penultimate episode of Next Food Network Star season 8, we find the six remaining Wannabes still in Miami. They have one final challenge to face - filming a 30-second promo for their potential Food Network show. There will be three takes, three chances to get it right, before it is screened before a panel of Food Network luminaries like former FNStar winners Jeff Mauro and Melissa D'Arabian.
For no good reason, they shoot each of the six promos in a tacky little green and pink wagon in the middle of a farmers' market. Each of the six contestants fucks up the first two takes, and we're to assume they get the third one down.
Later, we're outside with the judging panel, Tushface, Susie, Sunny Anderson, Robert Irvine, Aaron Sanchez, Jeff, Melissa, and Anne Burrell. The Wannabes are there too, sitting with their mentors several yards behind the panel, apparently out of earshot of any snarky comments that might fly.
The Wannabes are sent away. Tushface tells the panel that this is the "biggest elimination in FNS history." Yes, like taking a giant dump. Then the Wannabes are brought back to hear the verdict.
Michele is the first to be awarded a pilot, which means Nikki goes home (yay). Yvan beats out Ippy on Team Giada, which I expected but still made me sad. And then there's a commercial break before we find out whether Justin or Martie gets to make a pilot. Both were pretty damn good, and Tushface and Susie insist that it was a very difficult decision.
Turns out that Tushface and Susie are human after all.
Next we're in New York to shoot pilots. Alton suggests to Justin that they film his at his Brooklyn restaurant and that he should do a twist on a Food Network star's classic. Alton volunteers the Caesar salad from an early episode of Good Eats, and Justin's take on that is grilled romaine topped with an aspic. I know. Aspic. It looks like a huge blob of snot, but if Justin says its good, um, well, it's probably good.
Martie is hosting a fake party for her show and shows us how to make pickled shrimp. And then Yvan makes creamed corn mac and cheese for his little brother and some other family members.
After another commercial break, we see all four pilots. It's clear that they were all directed by the same person - there are too many shots of moving hands and eyes focused on a different camera. Yvan's is a bit dull, a bit too much like other stuff already on the network, but the other three are terrific, particularly Justin and Martie. I can see both of them getting shows on either FN or Cooking Channel. Michele, too, for that matter.
In any case, voting is open until 5pm on Tuesday, July 17th. Go to foodnetwork.com/star to vote. Next week, we find out who gets their own 10:30AM Saturday show.
Posted on Minxeats.com.
Labels: Alton Brown, Bobby Flay, Food Network, fumetti, fumetto, Giada DeLaurentiis, humor, parody, The Next Food Network Star
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