Monday, March 23, 2009

Guess the Recipe

"Scald the  penis, then drain and clean. Place it in a saucepan, cover with cold water, and bring to a boil. Remove any scum, then simmer for 10 minutes. Drain and slice."

Whose cookbook does this come from?  Any guesses?  

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jenna Jameson?

What do I win?

Kristine said...

The Two Fat Ladies, Full Throttle by Clarissa Dickson and Jennifer Paterson, but I cheated. My first obvious thought was Zimmern. The big question is, what were you doing with this recipe?!?

Anonymous said...

Anthony Bourdain?

Chris said...

Jeffrey Dahmer?

frogponder said...

Madonna's?

Mr. Brinski said...

This recipe is from the Two Fat Ladies...

Anonymous said...

Andrew Zimmerman

Miss Ginger Grant said...

Lorena Bobbitch?!

Kate said...

"Remove any scum..."I believe this directive to be redundant. Wasn't this accomplished when the penis was removed from its original owner?