For the past 8 years, we've been spending Thanksgiving at my Mother-in-law's house. Every year, she makes the turkey, brother-in-law makes the stuffing, and I make most of the sides. Mr Minx gets mashed potato duty when we get to the house, plus he is in charge of carving the roast beast. This year, my MIL has been suffering from the dreaded Big C, so we switched venues to make things easy on her. My brother-in-law lives two streets away and has a huge kitchen. Despite that, I still made most of the sides in my tiny kitchen on the day before Thanksgiving.
We never had green bean casserole in my house when I was growing up, so it's actually a once-a-year treat to me. I made it the traditional way, but with Campbell's Cream of Mushroom with Roasted Garlic soup, rather than the plain c.o.m. And a whole freakin' can of French's onions, baby! It was crunchy yummy good!I also made some simple cranberry sauce (1 bag cranberries, 1 cup sugar, zest of 1 orange - cook together until cranberries soften, remove from heat and stir in 1 T of Grand Mariner and the flesh from the orange, supremed and lightly chopped).
This is my standard corn pudding, the same recipe I've been making for at least a decade. It has only four ingredients - corn, eggs, cream, and sugar - and is perfect every time. Why mess with it?
This is my standard corn pudding, the same recipe I've been making for at least a decade. It has only four ingredients - corn, eggs, cream, and sugar - and is perfect every time. Why mess with it?On the other hand, I think sweet potatoes need a bit of messing-with. Last year I made Bobby Flay's sweet potato and chipotle gratin, which was well-received. This time I decided to make up a dish of my own, keeping the chipotle aspect but going in an even more savory direction. I call it spicy sweet potato and bacon casserole.

Spicy Sweet Potato and Bacon Casserole
6 large sweet potatoes (enough to produce 5-6 cups of pulp)
8 slices meaty bacon
1 medium-large yellow onion, chopped
1/2 t ground chipotle pepper

Casserole before streusel topping
Spicy Sweet Potato and Bacon Casserole
6 large sweet potatoes (enough to produce 5-6 cups of pulp)
8 slices meaty bacon
1 medium-large yellow onion, chopped
1/2 t ground chipotle pepper
1/2 t smoked paprika
1/2 cup heavy cream
2 T butter, melted
4 scallions, white and green part chopped
salt and pepper
Streusel:
1/2 cup flour
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/2 ground chipotle
1/2 cup sliced almonds
2 T butter, melted
Preheat oven to 350F. Scrub potatoes and prick them all over with a fork. Place on foil-lined baking sheet and bake until soft, about 1 hour. Let cool.
While potatoes are cooling, cook bacon until crisp. Remove to a paper towel-lined plate to cool. Discard all but one tablespoon of bacon fat from skillet and add yellow onion and a pinch of salt. Make sure to scrape up the bits of bacony goodness that remain on the bottom of the pan while you're cooking the onion. Once onion is soft and lightly golden brown, remove from heat.
Remove potato pulp from skins and place in large bowl. Mash potatoes with melted butter and heavy cream. Add chipotle and paprika and stir well. Chop bacon coarsely and add to potatoes along with cooked onion and raw scallions. Salt and pepper to taste. Spread mixture into a 13 x 9 baking pan; top with streusel mixture and bake at 350F until brown and bubbly, about 30 minutes.
To make streusel: combine flour, brown sugar, and chipotle with melted butter, mixing with a fork until all four is incorporated and mixture is crumbly. Stir in almond slices.
1/2 cup heavy cream
2 T butter, melted
4 scallions, white and green part chopped
salt and pepper
Streusel:
1/2 cup flour
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/2 ground chipotle
1/2 cup sliced almonds
2 T butter, melted
Preheat oven to 350F. Scrub potatoes and prick them all over with a fork. Place on foil-lined baking sheet and bake until soft, about 1 hour. Let cool.
While potatoes are cooling, cook bacon until crisp. Remove to a paper towel-lined plate to cool. Discard all but one tablespoon of bacon fat from skillet and add yellow onion and a pinch of salt. Make sure to scrape up the bits of bacony goodness that remain on the bottom of the pan while you're cooking the onion. Once onion is soft and lightly golden brown, remove from heat.
Remove potato pulp from skins and place in large bowl. Mash potatoes with melted butter and heavy cream. Add chipotle and paprika and stir well. Chop bacon coarsely and add to potatoes along with cooked onion and raw scallions. Salt and pepper to taste. Spread mixture into a 13 x 9 baking pan; top with streusel mixture and bake at 350F until brown and bubbly, about 30 minutes.
To make streusel: combine flour, brown sugar, and chipotle with melted butter, mixing with a fork until all four is incorporated and mixture is crumbly. Stir in almond slices.
Serves 10-12
It was a big hit! It took a bit of prep, but this might become the standard for a few years, until I get the itch to try something new.
It was a big hit! It took a bit of prep, but this might become the standard for a few years, until I get the itch to try something new.What did you have with your turkey this Thanksgiving?























Not only did Wee Gavin win a Beard Award but he also represented the U.S. in the prestigious Bocuse d'Or competition in 2007. Yet he was beat out in the Next Iron Chef competition by Michael Symon. Go figure. Anyhoo, Wee Gavin talks about creating a ballotine of chicken with a crayfish center for the Bocuse. What he doesn't mention is the Tale of the Dishwasher. One of the side dishes for Wee Gavin's platter involved chicken wings. His hungry (and possibly stupid) dishwasher saw the wings, thought they were reject parts, and ate them. The result: Wee Gavin came in 14th. So the next time you scoff at the dish of butter-and-hot-sauce-soaked yumminess that is Buffalo wings, remember just how crucial they can be in a competitive situation.
But wait - what's a ballotine?
I know there's a dirty joke in there somewhere.
Obviously Top Chef Masters had not aired by the time this episode was filmed, otherwise Eli would have seen how successful Chef Art Smith was with his Scotch Egg. Not.
Apparently his ego was so puffed up, it clogged his ears or something.
Wee Gavin loved Jen's calamari with scallops and salmon and proclaimed her the winner, to loud sighs of relief from both Jen and the many viewers who have been pulling for her to make a comeback. Way to go, Jen!
The next day, the chefs settle in at the Alex kitchen. Tom comes in with Thomas Keller to give the chefs a pep talk.
He also takes the opportunity to trash talk Kevin.
Kevin explains why he's trying a new technique.
Tom ditches Keller and comes back for his Sniff 'n' Sneer. He gives Kevin funny looks when he sees his immersion circulator. As if leprechauns aren't allowed to use technology and must rely on their elfin magic!
Tom decides to throw a monkey wrench into the proceedings. Or does he?
Guess who finds this funny? "Hahahahahaha."
Bryan was next with Crusted Lamb Loin, Lamb Shank Crepinette, and Orzo Au Gratin. Bocuse liked the presentation but the lamb was undercooked and tough.
Eli's Sausage-wrapped Lamb Loin, Carrot Puree, and Tomato-Piquillo Canapé came out next. His lamb was seriously undercooked with unpleasant bits of raw fat. His meat was also sliced unevenly. Padma liked the flavors, and the judges agreed that the idea was good but the technical production was a failure.
Padma comes in, far perkier than in any prior episode, to call *all* of the chefs to Judges' Table. Wee Gavin has been replaced by Jerome Bocuse for the occasion. The chefs were alternately complimented and castigated for their dishes and then sent back to stew. It seemed to me that none of the judges exactly agreed with each other, so this was going to be a tough elimination.
Not only was there a bone in Michael's fish, but his
Next week: the Final Four do battle in wine country!



Cyborg technology is apparently quite advanced. They can breed now.
If DoucheyMike seemed excited about cooking for scrawny vegetarian Natalie Portman two weeks ago, then how would he react to the voluptuous Nigella Lawson? Alas, we'll never find out. And I'm not all that sorry.
What passes as fun for you, dirty-minded reader, is not necessarily the same thing that turns on our raven-tressed lovelies. A damn shame.
Eli and Robin head off to cook first.
Eli decides to make a Reuben Benedict with 1000 Island hollandaise, and Robin scurries around like a chicken with her head cut off, making something or other. They deliver their dishes to the ladies.
Robin ended up making blintzes with pineapple, and the ladies don't seem too impressed. Eli presents next and his dish is very well-received; Nigella thinks it would make a great hangover breakfast.
Bryan does a four-minute egg, polenta, asparagus, crab and a vanilla butter sauce which does not go over well with Nigella.
After Nigella and Padma finish pigging out, they get dressed (after taking a shower together) and summon the cheftestants for judgement. Nigella's least favorite dishes were Bryan's and Robin's. Her favorites were Kevin's and Eli's, with the latter being the winner. Padma then announces that Eli will get his recipe published in the
Each knife bears the name of one of the gaudy hotel/casinos on the Vegas Strip. Bryan draws Mandalay Bay, Michael draws New York, New York, Eli gets Circus Circus, Robin gets the Bellagio, Kevin draws the Mirage, and Jen gets Excalibur.
Next, Jen goes to Excalibur to eat roast chicken with her hands at the Tournament of Kings.
She says she's having a hard time focusing and doesn't know what she's going to do. She's been slipping more every week, but I think the beer had to have something to do with it this time.
This disturbs me. First we see Bryan claim he misses his kid and phones home. Now he's buying toys. This is usually a type of loser edit. I express my thoughts to Mr Minx who says he thought Bryan's eyes looked red in one of the Confidentials. Nooooooo! Not my favorite expressionless chef! I calm myself by repeating, "this does not compute," and put my attentions back to the show.
Finally, Eli gets to Circus Circus where he's disappointed to find there's no big top, no clown cars, no lions, tigers, or bears, just lots of circus-y junk food like candy apples and cotton candy. He calls his mommy for permission, then gorges himself on sugary treats before heading back to the McMansion and the rest of the cheftestants.

Good thing the cameras didn't catch any of the men from the waist down.
Finally, Eli's caramel apple and peanut soup with raspberry froth was a bit of a mess. Padma didn't like it at all. The textures didn't work. Toby, however, admired his willingness to try something that might fail. Speaking of fail, I'm wondering where Toby left all of the amusingly harsh insults he tossed about last season.
/end Fake Out Scene. Yawn.
The remaining chefs - Jen, Robin, and Eli - are on the chopping block. Jen didn't have a clear vision of her dish, and Tom said she had a lack of knowledge about Medieval food. Because food back then spoiled for lack of refrigeration, it was usually heavily spiced. Oh yeah? Well tell the bozos at Medieval Times that. I hardly think that their Lipton dehydrated-vegetable soup and plain roast chicken could be called "spiced" at all. Toby suddenly gets pithy again and says Jen's dish was more Spamalot than Camelot. Heh. Good one.
Damn, she's hot.
You'll hate me for admitting this, but I got a little choked up as Robin thanked the judges and packed her knives. She should be proud of lasting so long in such fierce competition.