Monday, November 08, 2010


I got about halfway through this video when I realized that my mouth was hanging open in horror and disgust. Shrimp in a saxophone! Check out the second segment where he makes "lemon chicken" by pouring International Delight PUMPKIN PIE SPICE flavored non-dairy creamer on it! He's plugging his "cookbook," which contains recipes that are obviously lifted from some second-rate food-service recipe pamphlet because they call for ingredients like margarine, pre-chopped garlic in water, and something called "table-ready bag-in-box eggs." (But not artificially-flavored coffee gunk. I know this because I have a copy of it at home - I designed the cover. It was his idea to put his face on the front AND the back. It's completely cheesy, but believe me - the cover is the best thing about the book.)

Then there's the whole pointless segment of him showing off his moves on roller skates.

Note to the person who put this nightmare together: "extrodinare" is not the way one spells "extraordinaire." But I love that "chef" is in quotes...LOLOLOLOLOL

This is all sorts of FAIL. I'd love to see this boob compete on Chopped. ROFL!