Wednesday, April 22, 2009

You're Kidding Me, Right?

From a Food Network press release:

Premieres: August 2009
Everyone knows Brian Boitano won an Olympic gold medal in figure skating. What they don’t know: Brian is an accomplished cook who loves to entertain! In this new series, Brian takes viewers on a reality cooking adventure as he creates amazing food for a new event in each episode. Funny, knowledgeable and irresistible, Brian brings himself and so much more to What Would Brian Boitano Make?

I know I for one can't wait to regularly hear the squeaky voice of a man whose nads have been damaged by decades of wearing spandex....


Kristine said...

You're hilarious! At first I thought this was a Top Chef hopeful, but didn't think Marcel could try out twice.

Laurie (Moo!) said...

1st thought - That's SO unsanitary!
2nd thought - It's gonna burn if he fries something.

Advertising a food show with a bare chest...WRONG...unless it's Sam.

Kate said...

OK. 1) The South Park clip is hilarious.

B) Did you catch Sam on The Real Housewives of NYC?

theminx said...

I would never watch any of those Real Trashy Shrieking Whores shows, even if Sam showed up naked.

Kate said...

I was surfing past and I saw a familiar face, so I stopped....My reaction was, "Geezus, Sam, you couldn't find a better gig after Top Chef?" And to make matters worse, he appeared to actually be FRIENDS with the wife/bimbo, who is actually not a wife at all, but a single mom/bimbo. Oy.