Monday, November 08, 2010

Horrifying!

I got about halfway through this video when I realized that my mouth was hanging open in horror and disgust. Shrimp in a saxophone! Check out the second segment where he makes "lemon chicken" by pouring International Delight PUMPKIN PIE SPICE flavored non-dairy creamer on it! He's plugging his "cookbook," which contains recipes that are obviously lifted from some second-rate food-service recipe pamphlet because they call for ingredients like margarine, pre-chopped garlic in water, and something called "table-ready bag-in-box eggs." (But not artificially-flavored coffee gunk. I know this because I have a copy of it at home - I designed the cover. It was his idea to put his face on the front AND the back. It's completely cheesy, but believe me - the cover is the best thing about the book.)

Then there's the whole pointless segment of him showing off his moves on roller skates.


Note to the person who put this nightmare together: "extrodinare" is not the way one spells "extraordinaire." But I love that "chef" is in quotes...LOLOLOLOLOL

This is all sorts of FAIL. I'd love to see this boob compete on Chopped. ROFL!

Saturday, November 06, 2010

Feast for the Holidays

The International Interior Design Association Mid-Atlantic Chapter's Baltimore-Annapolis City Center and the BOMA Baltimore Community Service Committee will be hosting IIDA's Feast for the Holidays 2010, on November 18th, from 6-9PM!!

Rodney Henry of Dangerously Delicious Pies will be guiding all participants in the baking of pies for Moveable Feast's clients, at their headquarters at 901 N. Milton Ave, Baltimore MD 21205. Tickets are $55 in advance, $65 at the door.

This year BOMA CSC will also be be hosting a food drive benefiting Moveable Feast at properties throughout the Baltimore area.

For more information about the event and the food drive, visit the Moveable Feast blog.

Friday, November 05, 2010

Foodie Book Review - Orchards in the Oasis

Orchards in the Oasis: Travels, Food and Memories
by Josceline Dimbleby
Quadrille Publishing Ltd. (currently available only in the UK)

Foodie memoirs are one of my favorite reads. I particularly love them if they have an exotic setting as they let this avid armchair traveler experience foreign lands merely by turning a page. Because of this, I jumped at the opportunity to read and review Josceline Dimbleby's memoir, Orchards in the Oasis, in which she paints charming portraits of the many countries she's visited over her lifetime. Her reminiscences of trips to Peru and to Burma, to Morocco and Damascus, bring the sights and sounds - and flavors - of these countries to life.

One of my favorite chapters is the one on Persia, entitled The Road to Yazd. In it her descriptions of the country - still under the rule of the Shah - make it seem downright welcoming to Western visitors. She even gets to visit a rather sacred and off-limits Zoroastrian "Tower of Silence" where the people of this faith disposed of their dead, even into modern times.

Even the not-so-exotic passages in the book, detailing time spent in the Southwest of England and in London, are nonetheless full of engaging charm. I want to visit these places of which she speaks, and particularly to taste the food she's eaten. And I can. Blessed with a fine palate as well as a good memory, Dimbleby has been able to create interpretations of dishes she enjoyed during her travels and has included the recipes in the book, accompanied by gorgeous color photographs. The ones I find most interesting are her Crispy Pigeon Pie, inspired by Moroccan bstilla, and a Peruvian Beef in Chilli and Chocolate Sauce.

Overall, I enjoyed the journey on which I traveled with Ms Dimbleby, not without a little jealousy at her many excursions to countries I'll likely never visit on my own. And I plan to try at least a few of the recipes...maybe this weekend.