More Crazy Keyword Activity

It's quite amusing how some folks stumble onto Minxeats. I posted some of my search engine keyword activity back in May, and it seems like it's gotten worse since then.

For example:
"cat football funny"
"wrestling boner"
"tasteful cleavage"
"rottweiler pumpkin"
"shrimp poop"
and perhaps the most frightening of all: "Marcel Vigneron naked." No, wait, that would be "Melissa D'Arabian photo."

I also get more than my fair share hits for "Savannah Guthrie hot." Who is Savannah Guthrie?

Minxeats is the number 1 result for "Aaron McCargo Jr runaway son" and for "caribbean Branzino Cieno dish taste." I'm not all that sure if I've eaten branzino, so I don't know why I'm so high on the list. (All Top Chef is #2 in that same category.) We're also number 1 on Google Latvia for "work for food network."

Why are people still wondering "is Fabio Viviani married?" They would be better off wondering why he's sold out and shilling for Domino's.

Another query that led people to Minxeats was "how many percent Italian is Caroline Manzo?" Here's my answer: who cares? Seriously, if you care, you need to stop watching so much television.

Read food blogs instead. :)

Posted by theminx on Minxeats.com.

Keyword Activity

Every once in a while I check my stats to see what keywords were used to find this blog, and every time I'm a bit surprised. Oh, sure, there's the obvious searches for "minxeats," "Baltimore foodie," and "bacon jam." Googling "Rocco DiSpirito brownies" is also a fairly easy way to find me. But then there are the weird ones:

sandra lee duck meat creamy sauce
my e-mail for jack mackenroth my drawing for him
funny cat pictures with captions
philippine flagpole
zoidberg
brickstation eating poop

and my favorite:

chinese orgy

Perhaps the most popular search that leads folks to my blog is some variation on "fabio viviani married," or "fabio viviani wife." I get that - there are apparently tons of women who are completely charmed by the Top Italian. What I don't get are all of the searches for "Marcel Vigneron girlfriend."

"Washington post peeps contest winners" was a pretty popular search for a few days last month. Why not just go to the Washington Post Web site?  Most of the searchers were using Bing. This is why I use Google.

So how did you find my blog the first time you visited?

Posted by theminx on Minxeats.com.