For those curious about what Bourdain really says in the bleeped bits from the video I posted earlier in the week, here's the scoop from the Amateur Gourmet
* on Next Food Network star: "it's sort of like watching German anal porn, I can't turn away... it's horrifying, but I'm learning something about Germany while I'm watching it."
* on Sandra Lee: "She should be taken to Guantanamo and waterboarded."
* any final words: "Watch Travel Channel...it's so much better than Food Network."
[The bleeping makes it seem worse than it is--well except for that Guantanamo bit--but those were the parts the higher-ups took exception to.]